Jamen's Asterix Blog

This is Cacofonix. He is the village bard but he is the worst singer ever. If he sings, it rains. He is the hero of Asterix and the Magic Carpet and Asterix and the Secret Weapon. Unfortunately for Cacofonix, every time he tries to sing, he gets beaten up by Fulliautomatix .

This is Bacteria. She is the wife of Unhygienix . She helps Unhygienix to prepare and sell the fish.

This is Fulliautomatix. He's a blacksmith. He beats up Cacofonix the bard because his awful singing. He lives opposite to Unhygienix .

This is Impedimenta she is bossy, especially with her husband,  Vitalstatistix . Now she is the real boss.

This is Unhygienix  He's a fishmonger his fish stinks. Did you know he only imports his fish from Lutetia? He hates the smell of frying. He lives opposite to Fulliautomatix . His wife,  Bacteria , helps Unhygienix NO ONE LIKES HIM!!!!!!!!

This is chief Vitalstatistix. Actually, his wife, Impedimenta , is the real chief.

This is Dogmatix. Dogmatix is Obelix 's pet. Dogmatix loves bones. Once he got mountains of bones.

This is Obelix, the best friend of Asterix and owner of Dogmatix . He is a menhir maker. He fell into a cauldron of the magic when he was a baby so it has a permanent effect on him. He is not fat! He is well-built.

This is Asterix He is the hero of the Asterix comic books. His best friend is Obelix . He is brave, smart, strong, friendly and fast.